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Chopper, Custom,
Reply to: sale-619952126@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-03-26, 5:59PM Please read this ad, before responding. I have a chopped Triumph that is not finished. This is not a kit or a rider friendly scooter. This bike has been hand made. There are no custom parts on it that have not been hand made. The frame is a 1970 wet frame Triumph, one picture shows the frame before and after changes. If you are not a good wrench that understands scooters, don't bother me. This is not a scooter for some side walk commando to buy, throw it together and put it on the road so they can go profiling. It will kill you. It will not handle like a stock bike at all. If you are not a accomplished rider than this bike will hurt you. Its not for beginners. The gas tank is 16ga stainless steel, molded with Devcon, the seat pan and seat is hand made, the forward controls, fenders are modified, front end is stretched and raked. Parts have been flame sprayed for color, special electrical system. Don't waste my time asking all sorts of stupid questions. If you know what your doing you will understand what this is. If not, don't call me as I would rather not be responsible for you killing yourself with it through ignorance. This will make one hell of a nice looking scooter when completed. Asking $4000 or best offer, don’t be afraid to call and dicker over it. I may take a trade depending upon what you have to trade.

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